The Incredible Shit-Filled Man, CBS, Sun 2pm.A documentary filmed in 3D about the life of writer and human excrement machine Bob Novak. The documentary explores the manifold methods that Mr. Novak can induce shit. Simply by opening his mouth he can propel turd in any direction. It also takes an in-depth look at his new autobiography Shit Happens, and explores Novak's attempt to get an island he owns in the Indian Ocean recognized as the Republic of Turdistan.
Survivor Louisville, ABC, Thursday, 9pm16 fuckwits culled from from an ABC database of dull consumer automatons attempt to survive the vagaries of living Louisville style. This week our mess of inarticulate monochrome morons are told to find a form of transport other than a car that can get them around the city. A naked Mayor Jerry Abramson appears at the end of the episode mumbling gibberish about Beau Bridges. He is arrested, but escapes to his secret underwater base in the Ohio River.
Mitch McConnell Stare Hour, Fox News, Saturday, 3am
The vacant looks and and astonishingly long stares of the Kentucky Senator are showcased in this Fox News special. The music is provided by Senator Jim Bunning who creates his unique sound by beating a sack of kittens with a baseball bat.
