Saturday, June 28, 2008

LSD TV

Super CEO, ABC, Thurs 3PM

Cartoon series that follows the exploits of a Chief Executive Officer who miraculously transforms into a human being when the small of his back is touched by a hairy hand. This induces the CEO to battle the iniquities of poverty and greed. This week Super CEO changes into a human being while on FOX News. Simultaneously, he is given a Swedish massage by the endoscopic probe to the rich, Neil Cavuto.

What Is The News?, KET, Sat 7AM

An explanation from a KET employee delivered from a half-open cupboard. Off-screen another KET flunky blows bubbles and shouts random Hindi adjectives. Don Schroeder's right hand makes a brief guest appearance.

Tobacco Talking, KET, Mon 9PM

Kentucky Residents discuss recent cigarettes they have smoked. John Yarmuth discusses the lobby of his home which is made exclusively from tobacco products. Mitch McConnell drops by to show his collection of phallic objects made from tobacco.

Do You want Another War You Wage Slave Fuckwits? If Not I suggest You Shut Up And Listen Dutifully To Your Corporate Superiors, ABC Fri, 9PM

Regis Philbin hosts this new game show where he poses this question to fearful and desperate members of the public who need to land the jackpot to pay-off spiralling debts.

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