Saturday, June 28, 2008

Vanity Morehead

Vanity Morehead is the CEO of the 4th of July Group. She knows all about life in the business battlefield and is willing to dispense her wisdom for free or until the market dictates that she charge you for her services.

Dear Vanity,

Is it fair that McDonalds acquires such vast profits yet pays its employees a pittance, keeping them frozen in perpetual poverty? I am a McDonald's associate who is thoroughly pissed and ready to fight back.

Vanity's Response:

You are in the wrong profession my dear. If you were to demand more money the whole fabric of civilization would collapse leaving in its wake a perma black-and-white nation in the yoke of socialism. Better you close your eyes and dream the American dream. Your name and address has been forwarded to McDonald's headquarters.

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