Washington, DC. Yesterday Senator Mitch McConnell Discussing the American economy said people should check their email for offers of free money.
"I know times are hard", said the gnome-like senator, " but people just have to check their email because there are folks in my in box willing to give me millions of dollars for doing nothing. I know it sounds fantastical but others have told me they get the same overtures in their email too. Jim Bunning is currently negotiating with the managing director of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation. He has promised to transfer $25,320,000.00 into Jim's bank account. All Jim has to do is send the Nigerian his bank details. This is free money."
Senator McConnell said that it was the duty of every American to take advantage of this philanthropy.
" We have been giving to Africa for so long. Now it is their turn to give back to the American people. Wealth and prosperity is just a click away."
McConnell added that Senator Bunning had recently wired $20,000 to Lagos to help the transaction along.
"It's a small investment which will pay Jim huge dividends," McConnell said.
"I know times are hard", said the gnome-like senator, " but people just have to check their email because there are folks in my in box willing to give me millions of dollars for doing nothing. I know it sounds fantastical but others have told me they get the same overtures in their email too. Jim Bunning is currently negotiating with the managing director of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation. He has promised to transfer $25,320,000.00 into Jim's bank account. All Jim has to do is send the Nigerian his bank details. This is free money."
Senator McConnell said that it was the duty of every American to take advantage of this philanthropy.
" We have been giving to Africa for so long. Now it is their turn to give back to the American people. Wealth and prosperity is just a click away."
McConnell added that Senator Bunning had recently wired $20,000 to Lagos to help the transaction along.
"It's a small investment which will pay Jim huge dividends," McConnell said.
2 comments:
God bless you, Mitch McConnell!
Your philanthropy truly knows no bounds!
I pray everyday that the liberal media finds itself beaten to a bloody, first amendment-shredded pulp for ever speaking ill of you!
God bless the US of A!
-Norma Jean
hey Mitch gives that two thumbs up LOL
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