Louisville, KY. Local film critic and anti-toothpaste activist , Paulo Sparticus, said that he saw an airplane crash into the old Humana building, the force of which brought down the structure.
"There were clearly no explosives in that building. I did not see or hear any. What I did see, although this is not clear on the television footage, was a Boeing 757 aircraft hit the building. The force of the impact made the building collapse like a underweight maiden who has imbibed two bottles of Jack Daniels on an empty stomach," said a seething Sparticus.
Louisville Mayor Jerry Abramson , speaking from his home bathtub surrounded by tepid water and rapidly extinguishing bubbles thought the notion to be risible.
" Everyone saw the building fall over because it was detonated. If a plane hit the building where is the wreckage?... No get that dog out of here, no it can't get in the bath with me. There's not enough room. Get it out of here. Sweet Fannie Mae it just tried to fellate me," said the distracted Mayor.
Sparticus says he received a phone call prior to the building's collapse from a passenger on board the plane.
" The passenger said, ' Is that Paulo Sparticus? This is a collection agency calling on behalf of American Express, you have not paid your credit card bill is over two months, when do you intend to pay?' I knew immediately what this so called telemarketer meant by 'American Express' , he was referring to the American war machine and its CIA and Bilderberg benefactors. Another red flag was that this passenger claimed to be called Tony but he had a heavy Indian accent," said Sparticus, as he filmed footage of me for his up-and-coming internet documentary: 'The Idol Conspiracy'
Sparticus claims that rejected American Idol tryouts were induced by CIA operatives with the promise of appearing in the final twelve of the competition, if they hijacked the aircraft.
" It's not a coincidence that Louisville was hosting the American Idol auditions on the same day that this building was brought down. The CIA, the Trilateral Commission, Simon Cowell and the British Monarchy have been planning this for years. Their aim is to build a indoor sports arena, which will be used as a base to microchip and enslave the world", said Sparticus.
"There were clearly no explosives in that building. I did not see or hear any. What I did see, although this is not clear on the television footage, was a Boeing 757 aircraft hit the building. The force of the impact made the building collapse like a underweight maiden who has imbibed two bottles of Jack Daniels on an empty stomach," said a seething Sparticus.
Louisville Mayor Jerry Abramson , speaking from his home bathtub surrounded by tepid water and rapidly extinguishing bubbles thought the notion to be risible.
" Everyone saw the building fall over because it was detonated. If a plane hit the building where is the wreckage?... No get that dog out of here, no it can't get in the bath with me. There's not enough room. Get it out of here. Sweet Fannie Mae it just tried to fellate me," said the distracted Mayor.
Sparticus says he received a phone call prior to the building's collapse from a passenger on board the plane.
" The passenger said, ' Is that Paulo Sparticus? This is a collection agency calling on behalf of American Express, you have not paid your credit card bill is over two months, when do you intend to pay?' I knew immediately what this so called telemarketer meant by 'American Express' , he was referring to the American war machine and its CIA and Bilderberg benefactors. Another red flag was that this passenger claimed to be called Tony but he had a heavy Indian accent," said Sparticus, as he filmed footage of me for his up-and-coming internet documentary: 'The Idol Conspiracy'
Sparticus claims that rejected American Idol tryouts were induced by CIA operatives with the promise of appearing in the final twelve of the competition, if they hijacked the aircraft.
" It's not a coincidence that Louisville was hosting the American Idol auditions on the same day that this building was brought down. The CIA, the Trilateral Commission, Simon Cowell and the British Monarchy have been planning this for years. Their aim is to build a indoor sports arena, which will be used as a base to microchip and enslave the world", said Sparticus.
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